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It's a (less than) Perfect World - pics from my gameSo young, so cocky, so full of...er...perfection. Yeah, that's it...PERFECTION!
Innocent and unaware that he's being watched wherever he goes.
It's not easy being in charge of a house full of empty-headed drama-queens-in-training
Must I do EVERYTHING for you kids?
Education is of primary concern at Fury's School of Perfection. After The Art of the Tantrum class, there's Cooking With Finesse class
Lesson 1: Stirring
Tripsy: "Why are there Cheetos flying out of my salad? I don't see anything flying out of YOU'RE salad."
Frysland: "That's because I have finesse."
Lesson 2: Finding the camera "could we re-do that last shot? I don't think I was actually stirring."
Lesson 3: Burning and panicing. Except Nervous. "Needs salt."
Some lessons are best learned when wearing two hats.
Meanwhile Fury is trying to talk to a girl. Is this what they mean when they say he froze up?
That didn't go well. She really gave him the cold shoulder.
"Admit it, SOME people look good frozen."
"Gypsy I know you're in a hurry to get the heck out of here, but..."
continued below...
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bettynewbie2
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Lark aged into an adult and immediately had a strange urge. "Odd. I'm suddenly PINING FOR THE FJORDS."
Fury wasted no time aftr becoming an adult. With a clear vision for the future, he married the Flamenco dancing social worker, Maisy.
He got a little worried when she told him she wanted a big family.
He got REALLY worried when she started hatching a litter.
"Look honey, we have two, isn't that enough? Oh aren't they cute, blah blah blah. You're only kidding, right? Yeah, ha ha, birth pains are so ouchie. Ok, we get it, you can stop now honey. Honey?"
WHEW! There really were only two. Maisy was just being a drama queen.
(actually there was some sort of birth glitch: she went into labor over and over, the two babies kept disappearing and being reborn. It was stuck in a birthing loop. Aren't you glad this can't happen in REAL life!)
In honor of Perfection and Pinkness, Fury and Maisy named their twin daughters Dusty and Rose. (I'll hold a moment while you're queasiness subsides).
Here is little Dusty. Can you say "Awwww"
And here is little Rose. Can you say "OUCH!"
At least after being stuck in a birthing loop, Maisy got a well deserved makeover and shiny new kimono.
Time flies and the twins had another birthday. I tend to question the wisdom of giving such a large piece of sugar-filled cake to a child. Better put away your breakables.
There is no doubt whose genes Rose inherited.
But a visit to aunt Delia's Salon of Perfection did wonders.
Ah the perfection of a sunday morning. Life is good and PERFECT after all.
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Gigglz72
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Fury and Maisy! 
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Elstone
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LOL
Those are so good!
Thanks for sharing them with us.
I got an odd notion toward the end of one time I beta-tested it and had Fury marry one of the aliens. That produced some interesting children too! Hummm, maybe will repeat that experiment.
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Nocommente
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I am laughing so hard! Empty-headed drama-queens-in-training - and tantrum classes - and scandalous Gypsy!
I do have to warn you though, twins may not trigger the controller properly. You can let them have another child, or you should be able to click on the controller and trigger the ending.
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bettynewbie2
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Ah. I wondered if twins would only count as one birth. I was planning on letting them have more kids, but I'm waiting for Tripsy and Frysland to grow up and move out first. One more day I think.
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